I want to be thin but unfortunately cheese exists
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I want to be thin but unfortunately cheese exists
I was feeling a little blue and I was looking for something on the internet to cheer me up and Warren Ellis has a post on his tumblr pointing to a website, I Write Like, so I thought, oh, hey, why not? Warren got David Foster Wallace; I was thinking, huh, maybe it’ll tell me I write like John Steinbeck! Hell, maybe David Mitchell!!!
Sigh. Going to bed now.
PS - It’s funny. I admit it. Even I think it’s funny.
For the .0000000000001% of you who don’t know: Stephen King is Joe’s dad.
finally got an interview lined up for a big girl job!
°☆.。.:*・°☆.。 KORRATULATIONS’S 3DS GIVEAWAY°☆.。.:*・°☆.。
( this baby’s been used for a bit of mario kart/pokemon but that’s it)
To Commemorate My Zero Followers Mark // Denouncing Video Games
I am giving away my 3DS that I have barely used, the only thing that is missing is the SD card because I couldn’t remove the 1000’s of selfies.
So If you are planning to buy Pokemon X or Y and lack a 3DS here’s your chance & here are the rules:
- Reblog this post to enter ; multiple reblogs are welcome
- EDIT: The Winner Picking date is June 25th / was July 15th but that’s really far and I’ll probably forget if we wait too long.
- Oh and the usual stuff like : ask box open, legs spread apart
- Will ship to most places , just please don’t live in the South Pole
- It’d be kind of you to check out my blog & follow if you want; http://korratulations.tumblr.com/
- Update: So I’m also offering an old DS lite to a 2nd winner and if you turn it down I will just randomize it till someone wants it
(*/ω\*)
THE END
tw self harm
I’m sorry for posting this, it’s just I always see pictures on here of girls with flowers drawn around their cuts or pictures of blood in the shape of hearts or people rebloging pictures of scars and saying “I don’t support self harm but for some reason this looks really beautiful” and it really fucking annoys me
self harm is a real problem faced by real people, you may not be meaning to but posts like those mentioned glamorise it and trivialise it and its just not right.
pictures. of. cuts/scars. are. not. cute.
I could not agree more.
this is the only time i will ever reblog self harm.
Aladdin/The Legend of Korra Parallels
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who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
HOLY SHIT IT GOT BETTER
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